JOEY PARKER AND THE EVIL FORCES

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THE MAGIC STORES

 

GOOD MORNING BRITAIN. IT'S JUST AFTER EIGHT O'CLOCK ON MONDAY THE THIRD OF SEPTEMBER. IT'S GOING TO BE A CHILLY DAY. WITH TEMPLATES OF MINUS FIVE. SO IF YOUR HEADING OUT. MAKE SURE YOU WRAP UP. The lady on the radio announced. Waking me up.

Good, morning Beni-lee. I said. Giving her a stroke. She heard Danyel going to the bathroom. That she jumped from my bed to see her. ARE, YOU DECENT. I'M' NOT GOING TO SEE ANYTHING THAT WILL SCAR ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. Danyel called. Yes, it's fine. Come in. I replied.

Have, you got all of your dangly parts covered. She said. As she entered my bedroom. I gotta secret. She whispered. What. I replied. Do, you know the lad that lives at number ten. He asked me to go on a date with him. And I said yes. You bet to get ready to see more male parts. I said. Chuckling. As I left her room.

I went to get breakfast in the kitchen. Good morning Joey. Grandpa George said. As he ate his fried eggs. It that time of the year. Granny Peggy said. As she entered out the kitchen.

Good morning Joey. Granny Peggy said. Finishing my breakfast. I got dressed. And went to collect my school stuff and the Invisible Light. From my bed. And got Beni-lee on her lead. I went to say goodbye to Granny Peggy, Grandpa George and Danyel. As I was leaving. I whispered to Danyel. Good luck with your date. Making her go red.

I and Beni-lee met with Jack, Megan and Nicola in the little playground at the bottom of Sea Drive Line. JOEY. Nicola said. As she kissed me. that Megan followed. All right, mate. Jack said.

We flagged a cab to take us to Fox Tale Street. That the magic stores are located. Arriving at Fox Tale Street. We put Beni-lee, Jacob and Twitchy on their lead. And got out of the cab.

We entered Fox Tale Street. To see that The Magic Well Ale inn had a sale on their dragon beer meet pies. Making Jack's eyes light up. Four dragon beer pies for on five shells. My life has just got better. Jack said.

We entered inside to meet Gendoff. The groundskeeper of Rich Lambs. Hi, Gendoff. I said. As we took a seat. Hello, you four. A lot of changes has happened at Rich Lambs. MR Jayman is going to announce in his welcome speech.

Seeing the time coming to four o'clock. We went to the Ministry Of Disappointing store. To procure some invisibility paint. We went to catch the Twitcher Luxury Express.

Arriving at Dina Alley train station. To see the golden Twitcher waiting there that had steam coming from it. We heard all aboard. That we went to find an empty carriage. And settled down. Ready for the journey ahead.

Beni-lee, Jackb and Twitchy lay next to each other and fall asleep. Aww, look at them. Megan said. Trying to ignore Jack saying that he's going to order loads of food with the takeover minds spell. Coursing Megan to roll her eyes.

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THE JOURNEY TO RICH LAMBS

 

Welcome onboard the Twitcher Luxury Express this afternoon. I am the driver that's going to take you to Rich Lambs today. The estimated journey time is one hour and twenty-six minutes. You can order snacks and drinks to your carriage by using the takeover minds spell. This evening's entertainment is a quiz. The student that gets the top score. Will receive an award. I wonder if it's a lifetime of food. Jack said.

Question number one. What, is the name of the tuck shop keeper. Is, it a Gendoff. B MR Sort Willie. C MR Longfeet. Or d Professor Testicle. SORT WILLIE. Jack shouted. That Megan told him that he doesn't want to be shouting stuff like that. People might think you are talking about yourself. Giggling. I think they would laugh more if they knew that you tried to tie a not in it because you wondered what did the saying meant by putting a not in it. I had to spend over six hours in the hospital. Having to let strangers look at my trouser python. Trouser python. You mean trouser maggot. Megan said. Chuckling.

Question number two. What, is the village called that Rich Lambs is located. Is, it a Wood Burn Village. B Fox Tale Street. C Park Village. Or. is it d Line Way. That's where I leave. Jack said. Smiling. Wood Burn Village. Jack answered.

Question number three. What, is the name of the forecast located on Rich Lambs' grounds. Is, it a. The Yamie the dark forecast. B the Yamie lonely forecast. C the Yamie night forecast. Or d The Yamie The Quiet Forest. D The Yamie The Quiet Forest. Jack said. Smiling.

The driver said that was the end of the quiz. And he's going to add up the scores. And tell us who was the winner of the award. Here's my lifetime of food coming to meet me. Jack said.

In third place, it's Miss Olivia Lambert. A State House student. In second place is. MR Jack Slices. And in the first place is MR Fred Pichard. The bully.

I hope he chocks on it. Jack said. As sat there with his face like thunder. The. cheating. JACK, STOP. Megan shouted. Before he could say anything else. He is. Jack replied. I don't care. There's no reason to use that language in front of two ladies. Megan said. Don't, you mean three ladies. Beni-lee. Jack said. Grinning.

As Twitcher Luxury Express pulled in the station. Welcome to Rich Lambs. Your home for the next year. I hope you have a good and safe year ahead and I hope you travel with us again soon. We then got our stuff together. And I put Beni-lee on her lead. And made the way to the two lions on each side of Rich Lambs' entrance.

Welcome home. Jack said. As we passed the two stone lions. We went to put Beni-lee, Jacob and Twitchy in our room. Before the welcome speech began.

Arriving back at the canteen. To see Fred Pichard was sitting with a pretty girl. Jack said that Fred must have ticked her to go out with him.

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THE WELCOME SPEECH

 

With noticing all the candles viciously flickering. Followed by a beam of light and a big explosion. MR Jayman suddenly appeared. peering over his spectacles.

You still jump. MR Jayman said. Giving a little chuckle. Welcome to a new year at Rich Lambs. This is going to be your home for the next year. You will eat, sleep, and face your hardest challenges beyond your imaginations.

MR Jayman went to say the Yamie The Quiet Forest is forbidden to all first-year students. Any first years that get caught will be expelled. However. Some students prefer to go to Yamie Forest to have a little smooch. MR Jayman gave a little chuckle.

MR Jayman went to say that there's been a new room built. Called the Remembering Cave. Which a student can go to remember stuff that they have forgotten.

MR Jayman finishing the welcome speech by saying that if a student needs help. All that they have to do is ask. He then stood back and vanished in a blue flame. Prefects Tom and George. Took control to guide the first-year students to their right dormitories.

FIRST YEAR STUDENTS FOLLOW UP THIS WAY. Tom and George called. I, can't wait to see what's in the self-filling fridge. Here he goes, Megan whispered.

Seeing the time coming to nine o'clock. I took Beni-lee for a walk. That she had ten wees and two curly poos. Arriving back. Both girls said they are going to bed. That Nicola came and kiss me. At the same time as Megan kissed Jack. Both girls went to give Beni-lee and Jacob a stroke. And left with Twitchy. Saying that we have to take the Invisible Light to the Yamie The Quiet Forest after lessons end tomorrow.

Jack and I got our pyjamas on. And give Beni-lee and Jacob a drink. And got in bed. Goodnight Joey mate. Jack said. Goodnight Jack. I replied.

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MAGIC MUSIC

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ARE, YOU AWAKE. Megan called. knocking on our door. Oh, my god. I haven't missed the sound of her voice waking me up. Jack said. As he went to let her in.

Good morning. Magic Music is our first lesson. So get yourselves dress. And I will meet you in the canteen for breakfast. Megan left saying don't be too long.

I and Jack gave Beni-lee and Jacob breakfast. And got dressed. And went to meet Megan and Nicola in the canteen. Morning. Nicola said. As she ate her magic fried eggs that the yoke changes colour every 5 seconds.

I hope you've studied how to teach your mind to receive audio. That Professor Musicala asked us to do. And remember that we have to take the Invisible Light to the Yamie The Quiet Forest after lessons today. Megan announced.

Finishing breakfast. We went to the Magic Music laboratory. Seeing the two giant speakers on each side of the front of the laboratory. We sat down on a bongo seat. To wait for Professor Musicala to appear.

As we sat there. We heard the sound of chanting coming from the two giant speakers. I wonder what's happening. Jack asked. Welcome to Magic Music. Professor Musicala said. As he appeared between the giant speakers.

I hope you had a nice break. And I hope you studied how to teach your mind to receive audio. That is what we are going to start our lesson doing today. Professor Musicala said.

The Professor asked if a student would like to volunteer to join him at the front of the laboratory. That only myself put my hand up. Yes, MR Parker join me at the front. The Professor said.

I made the way to the front between the two giant speakers. Professor Musicala took out his wand. And pointed it at me. And gave it a little twist. Saying Receiveaudie.

Creating a sound of whale's cries. The Professor told me to go back to sit on my bongo drum seat. And asked if another student would like to volunteer to join him at the front of the laboratory. That Fred Pichard put his head up. Yes, MR Pichard please join me at the front.

Fred scrolled to the front. And before he could say anything else. A woman's whisper saying. Take the Invisible Light to the edge of the Yamie The Quiet Forest by one o'clock today to complete the next part of the task.

Professor Musicala announced that was the end of the lesson. Please go to your Dormitory until lunch. We arrived at the State House Hold Dormitory. Jack said that he wanted to get change before we went to the Yamie Forest.

After eating lunch. We went to collect Beni-lee, Jacob and Twitchy from our room. And made the way to the Yamie The Quiet Forest. To meet the unknown character.

 

MEETING WITH THE UNKNOWN AT THE EDGE OF THE YAMIE THE QUIET FOREST

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Arriving at the edge of the Yamie Forest. To feel a dark atmosphere smothering the tall old trees. What, now. Nicola whispered. We then saw a hooded figure levitating coming towards us. Making Beni-lee bark.

Oh, my god. Were in for it now. Jack whispered. I believe you have the Invisible Light. The hooded figure whispered in a soft woman's voice. I then reached for the Invisible Light from Megan's bag. And slowly placed it on the ground in front of us and stepped back.

The hooded figure bent over and smelt the Invisible Light. And opened its black cape. To reveal its twelve green eyeballs, four fangs and its two emu legs.

The figure picked up the Invisible Light. And then scrambled into the Yamie Forest. Is, that it. Jack said. That we then heard the soft woman's voice. Saying. The task has been completed. The next task is you have to find the Hallaug creature. That lives in the undergrounds of Rich Lambs.

We then went to our Dormitory to see Gendoff. The grounds-keeper. Fixing the hot tub. That Beni-lee used as her bathroom. Gendoff was wondering why there was yellow liquid in the hot tub. That I confessed that it was Beni-lee using it for her bathroom. That Gendoff thought that was the funniest thing that he had heard.

He left telling us to try not to let her go the bathroom in the hot tub again. That I agreed to. Seeing the time coming to eight o'clock. I took Beni-lee for a walk. That she had four poos and twenty wees.

Arriving back from taking Beni-lee. We went back to our room. Megan announces that it was magic cooking is the first lesson tomorrow. Making Jack's eyes light up.

Both girls announce that they are going to bed. That Nicola came and kissed me. Followed by Nicola. Both girls went to give Beni-lee a stroke. They left with Twitchy. Saying goodnight.

I and Jack got our pyjamas on. And gave Beni-lee and Jacob a drink of water. And got in bed. Goodnight Joey mate. Jack said. Goodnight, Jack. I replied.

 

MAGIC COOKING

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ARE, YOU AWAKE. Megan called. Yes. Coming now. I said. As I went to let her in. Good morning. Its magic cooking is our first lesson. I hope you have studied exploding chips. That Miss Burncoo asked us to do. Megan said. As she bounced in.

You need to get yourselves dressed and in the canteen for breakfast. Megan said. Then telling Jack to cover himself up. I told you it's a trouser python. Jack said. It's a trouser maggot. Megan said under her breath.

She left saying that she will see us in the canteen. I give Beni-lee and Jacob breakfast. And got dressed. We then met Megan and Nicola in the canteen.

Good morning you both. Nicola said. As she ate her magic fried eggs. That the yoke changes colour every 5 seconds. Finishing breakfast. We made the way to the magic cooking classroom. To see the big pot cooking spaghetti bolognese. That the spaghetti wriggled around.

We sat down to wait for Miss Burncoo to appear. That smell is making me hungry. Jack said. You are always hungry. Megan said. Rolling her eyes.

Welcome to magic cooking. Miss Burncoo said. As she appeared at the front of the classroom. I hope you've had a nice break. And have studied exploding chips.

Miss Burncoo went to say that today's lesson we will learn how to make. a magic hotdog. That wriggles when you are eating it. Miss asked us to take out our wands. And give it a flick. And say. La-hot-doggie.

I then took out my wand. And gave it a flick. And said La-hot-doggie. To see a fat hot magic hotdog in front of me. Wow, I'm making five. Jack said. Licking his lips.

Watching Jack gobbling down ten magic hotdogs. Megan told him that he's just a greedy pig. You've got it in for me today. You said that I've gotta trouser maggot. And now you've called me a greedy pig.

Miss Burncoo announce that was the end of the lesson. And could we study how, to cook magic hash browns. That crumble when you are eating them.

Leaving magic cooking. Megan said that our next lesson is mind control. Jack said he wants to control his mind to don't stop him from eating more.

 

MIND CONTROL

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Arriving at the mind control classroom. To see brains in glass jars. We took a seat to wait for MR Longfeet to appear. It's producing this afternoon. Jack announces.

Welcome to Mind control. MR Longfeet announces. As he appeared at the front of the classroom. Today we will learn how to control what others are thinking.

MR Longfeet asked if two students would like to volunteer to join him at the front. Jack and Megan raised their hands. Yes, Miss Style and MR Slices please join me at the front.

Jack and Megan made themselves to the front. MR Longfeet asked them to take out their wands. And give it a flick. And say. Think-controlor. Megan ponied her wond at Jack. And then cast out the control of what others are thinking spell. Megan cast first. Making Jack say that he kisses himself in the mirror.

And then Jack cast the control of what others are thinking spell on Megan. Making her how she loves the way that he eats loads of food at once. That made her angry.

MR Longfeet announces that was the end of the lesson. Please study how to not to split up with your partners over you have taken over their mind and made them say things that are not true.

We then left for lunch. It was a quiet lunch. Because Jack and Megan weren't talking to each other. That left me and Nicola said that our lesson was producing. Jack said that is good. He argued with his girlfriend. And now he's got to listen to Professor Testicle talking about what people do when they're in love.

 

PRODUCING

 

Arriving at the producing classroom. We took a seat to wait for Professor Testicle to appear. I wonder what we are learning today, Megan said. Probably about how spiders reproduce. Jack replied.

Professor Testicle appeared at the front of the classroom. Welcome to producing. Today we are going to learn how spiders reproduce. Professor went say that the male's sperm is not inserted into the female's body from within the male's genitals. Males ejaculate onto ready-made small sperm webs and then transfer their sperm to syringe-like structures on the tips of their front appendages, or palps.

Aww, he said something rude. Jack said. Laughing. Oh, grow up. Megan said. Rolling eyes. The Professor went on to say that the female curries their eggs for 30 to 50 days to develop. Eventually, the spiderlings cut a neat hole in the egg-sac wall and escape, 50 or more of them from each sac.

Spiders will lay between 2 and 1000 eggs, depending on the species. Almost all female spiders protect their eggs by creating a silk bed and then covering them with a silk blanket. She then wraps them in more silk to make an egg sac.

When the babies hatch they often stay inside the sac to finish developing. Some mother's stay until the spiderlings leave the sac, others will either leave or die before seeing their babies. Many spiders will go off on their own after their eggs hatch, leaving the babies to fend for themselves.

That's bloody amazing. Jack said. Professor Testicle went to say that the animals most at risk from the black widow's bite are insects. And male black widow spiders. Are sometimes killed and ate after mating with the female.

I wish that I could do that.  Megan muttered. Looking at Jack in the corner of her eye. Professor Testicle announces that was the end of the lesson. And, please study how do camel spiders reproduce.

Leaving the producing classroom. Jack said that was interesting. The way the male gets killed after getting sexy with the female. Honestly, Jack. Megan said. Seeing the time coming to two o'clock. Megan said that the next lesson is wands and spells. And then tomorrow we have witchcraft. That is a little boarding. But try not to fall asleep again Jack.

 

WANDS AND SPELLS

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Arriving at the wands and spells classroom. To see an old wooden chest stood at the front of the classroom. I wonder what is in that. Jack said. As we took a seat.

It's moving. Do, you think that someone is inside. Jack said. Welcome to wands and spells. Miss Ritchbum said. As she appeared at the front of the classroom.

Today are going to learn about the glass-wall spell. Miss asked us to take out our wands. And give it a little flick. And say La-glass-splint. Creating a wall of glass splinters to fire out our wands.

Miss Ritchbum put a manikin at the front of the classroom. And then she put safety screens around the manikin. And pointed her wand at it. Saying. La-glass-splint. Cursing little splinters to come out of his wand. Putting hundreds of class splinters in the manikin.

I almost four sorry for him. Miss said. Giving a little chuckle. Megan raised her hand and asked Miss Ritchbum could she tell us about the evil forces that meant to haunt the grounds of Rich Lambs.

Very well. Miss Ritchbum said. As she sat down on her highbacked chair. Going back over eight-haunted years. Zooiem the old headmaster of Rich Lambs. Performed the most unspeakable spells on the students. He used dark magic on students. When he got shacked. He meant to cursed the grounds of Rich Lambs.

The only way to lift the curse is too complete all of the tasks that he's left. And you think we are going to be able to do that. Jack whispered to Megan.

Miss Ritchbum announce that was the end of the lesson. And, could we study the glass wall spell. Leaving wands and spells. Jack wanted to go to the tuck shop. To get some chocolate to help him stay awake in our witchcraft lesson. That we agreed to.

YO, MR SOFT WILLIE. HOW IS IT HANGING. Jack said as we entered the took shop. OH' MY GOD. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. Megan whipsawed. Apologising to MR Soft Willie. MR Soft Wille laughed and said it was fine. And he's heard worse.

Leaving MR Soft Willie's took shop. We went to witchcraft. Jack was bouncing around from all the sugar that he's just eaten in s minute. Look at him. Megan said. Shaking her head.

 

WITCHCRAFT

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Arriving in the witchcraft den. To see the cobweb-covered walls. And the giant pot. With water bubbling in. We took a wooden stool. To wait for MR Markles to appear.

Noticing a black cat laying on MR Markles' desk. We notice the giant pot had steam coming out of it. Welcome to witchcraft. MR Markles said. As he appeared in the middle of the rounded witchcraft den.

MR Markles announced that today we are going to learn about the spirits. He curried on to say. The most common of all ghosts spotted is usually of a deceased person, someone you know, a family member or perhaps even a historical figure. These ghosts can be friendly or not but often show themselves to others in a variety of ways. They can become visible; they can speak or make noises, touch you or even emit an odour like perfume or cigar smoke, etc, to let you know they are there. Experts say that this type of ghost retains its former personality of when they were alive and can feel emotions. And often, they are visiting you to comfort you or let you know something important. So if you happen to see a lost loved one, chances are they are there because they feel you want or need to see them.

Next NR Markles went to tell us that. Ever seen a mist or fog that almost looks like it’s swirling? If so, you may be witnessing what paranormal investigators deem as an ecto-mist or ghostly mist. This vaporous cloud usually appears several feet off the ground and can move swiftly or simply stay still – almost likes it orbiting. These ghostly encounters have been captured on many videos and in photographs and can be white, grey or even black. Although they can simply appear this way, linger then move away quickly, sometimes ectoplasms appear before becoming a full-bodied apparition. Many people have witnessed them outdoors, in graveyards, battlefields and historical sites.

MR Markles asked us do we wanted to see a ghost. That the whole den said yes. Very well. But first, you've got to remember that these are people that have passed away. So treat them with respect. MR Markles said.

He took his wond out. And pointed it in the air and whispered something that sounded like it was a different language. A couple of seconds later. An old man and woman walked out of the den's rounded wall. Making the black cat jump off MR Markles' desk. And going to hide.

The old man peered across the den. Before he walked back through the rounded wall. MR Markles That it was the end of witchcraft. And if we have any nightmare. Come to see him.

We then left the den. And went to our room. That was a long day. Jack said. As he ate his melt in your mouth chocolate crips. Seeing the time was coming to nine o'clock. I took Beni-lee for a wall. That she had three long poos and twenty wees.

Arriving back from taking Beni-lee. Both girls said they are going to bed. Megan came to kiss me. Followed by Nicola. Both girls give Beni-lee and Jacob a stroke. And left saying goodnight.

I and Jack got our pyjamas on. And gave Beni-lee and Jacob a drink of water. And got in bed. Goodnight Joey. Goodnight Jack mate.

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WIZARD 5 BY SIDE

 

ARE, YOU AWAKE. Megan called. Yes. Coming now. Jack called. As he got out of his bed to let her in. Morning, it's wizard 5 by side today. That means you've got to get yourselves up, ready and get breakfast, ready for the day ahead. Megan announce.

I will see yous in the canteen in five minutes. Jack, your flashing as always. You need to get yourself new pyjamas, Jack. Megan said. As she left. Why. Asked Jack. They are fraying at the clutch.

I got out of bed. And give Beni-lee and Jacob breakfast. And got ready. Followed by Jack. We went to meet Megan and Nicola in the canteen. Good morning. Nicola said. As she ate her magic flakes. That crumble on the spoon when you are eating them.

Finishing breakfast. We made the way to the Gamsport complex. Do, you think that Fred is going to try to hurt a student this time again. Nicola asked. Probably. I replied.

arriving at the Gamsport. To see it was full of students. Chanting their households. Megan and Nicola said they were going to find a seat. Ready to watch the game.

Jack was I got changed in our wizard 5 by side kit. And went to the pitch. MR Blackmadics. The 5 By Side teacher told us to perform a circle around him. He went to tell us the wizard 5 By Side rules. Anything is aloud a part from harmful spells. MR Blackmadics then told us to have a good game and went to stand on the sideline. We heard the 5 By Side whistle to get the game started.

We would like to thank you for joining us today on Spell Radio. George And Kelly announce. We are LIVE on Spell Radio. Commentating on today's wizard 5 by side.

Kelly announced that there is going to be a 5 by side tournament taking place in the school's holidays. That witches and wizards can participate to challenge other magic schools.

The new 5 by side badge looks great on the wizard 5 by side kit doesn't it Kelly. Yes. It sure does George. Here's Parker coming up the centre with the wriggle-ball. That he passes it to Walsh. Walsh passes it to Tom. Tom shoots. GOOOOLLLL. TO MAKE IT ONE NILL TO STATE HOUSE.

Here comes Thomas with the wriggle-ball. That passes it to Pichard. Pichard SHOOTS. AND IT'S GOES IN. IT'S ONE ALL. It's been an active game. Would, you agree Kelly. Yes. I sure do.

There goes the 5 By Side whistle to end the game. Joey Parker was quiet this match I hope he's okay. I'm sure he is Kelly. That is it from us, George and Kelly. please keep listening to Spell Radio.

We then got showered. And met Megan and Nicola. You were great. Nicola said. Kissing me. We then went to our room for the rest of the day.

Seeing the time coming to nine. I took Beni-lee for a walk. That she three poos and twenty wees. Arriving back. Both girls said they were going to bed. That Nicola came and kiss me. Followed by Megan. They both gave Beni-lee and Jacob a stroke. And left with Twitchy. Telling us that it was the beginning of the school's Christmas holidays tomorrow.

I and Jack got our pyjamas on. And give Beni-lee and Jacob a drink of water. And got in bed. Goodnight Joey. Jack said. Goodnight Jack mate. I replied.

 

THE BEGINNING OF THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS

 

ARE, YOU AWAKE. Megan called. Yes. Coming now. Jack replied. As he got out of bed to let her in. Good morning It's the beginning of the Christmas holidays today. That means we have no time for breakfast. Megan said. She left saying she will meet us to get the Twitcher Luxury Express in 5 minutes.

I and Jack got out of bed. And gave Beni-lee and Jacob breakfast. And got ready. And went to meet Megan and Nicola. Good morning Joey. Kissing me.

We made the way to the train platform. Finding an empty carriage. We settled down. one hour and twenty-six minutes. We pulled into Dina Alley train station.

Welcome to Dina Alley train station. I hope you had a good journey with us. And I hope to see you travelling again soon. We then got Beni-lee, Jacob and Twitchy. And got off the train. To catch a taxi cab.

Do, you want to meet tomorrow and go to Santa's Wonderland. Megan asked. That everyone said yes. The taxi cab came to Nicola's house. That she came to kiss me. She left saying goodbye to Jack, Megan, Beni-lee, Jacob and Twitchy. The taxi took us to Megan's house. That she came to kiss me. And then went to kiss Jack. She then gave Beni-lee and Jacob a stroke. And then left the taxi with Twitchy.

The taxi took us to Jack's house. That he went to give Beni-lee a stoke. And left with Jacob. Saying that he will see me tomorrow. The taxi took me home to Number 8 Sea Drive Line.

I then got Beni-lee. And got out of the taxi. As we were walking to my house. I heard Danyel shout. OUR MAGIC BOY IS HOME. That made Beni-lee jump from my arms and run to her.

I then went inside to see Granny Peggy and Grandpa George. Welcome home, Joey. They said. I said that I was going to unpack. Before tea.

 

SANTA'S WONDERLAND

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Good morning Britan. It's just after eight o'clock. On Saturday the twentieth of December. That means it's only four more nights of sleep until Farther Christmas comes with all our presents. And if you are going out today. Make sure that you wrap up warm. Because the temperature is going to be under minus four. The man on the radio announces waking me up.

Good morning Beni-lee. I said. Giving her stroke. I got out of bed. And went downstairs. To see the living room was like Father Christmas's grotto. I then saw pictures of Danyel and me when we were little wearing Christmas outfits.

Good morning Joey. Granny Peggy said. Has she come out of the kitchen holding two full English breakfasts. Good morning son. How, are you today. She Asked. I'm good thanks. I replied.

I'm going to Santa's Wonderland today with Jack, Megan and Nicola. And I bet you want someone to take care of Beni-lee for you. Granny Peggy said. With a grin on her face. Of course. She replied.

I went to get dressed. Are, you going out magic boy. Danyel said. Yes, with Jack, Megan and Nicola. Where going to Santa's Wondered. Do, you want to come. I asked. I'm going to meet someone today. Danyel replied. Looking away. Is, it that lad that lives in number ten. Yes. I replied. I've been dating him for a couple of months. She left telling me to have a good day with my magic friends.

I went to meet as Danyel calls them. My magic friends. Arriving at the little playground at the bottom of Sea Drive Line. To see the other three waiting. All right, Joey mate. Jack said. Hello, Joey. Megan and Nicola said. Kissing me.

We made the way to Santa's Wonderland. Arriving at the theme park. To feel the temperature drop to minus eight. My knackers are going to drop off. Jack said. JACK. DONT BE SO RUDE. Megan said.

We entered Santa's Wonderland. Seeing the ground covered by snow. We heard bells. Oh my god, it's Father Christmas. Jack said. Running to look for him. Wow, I knew he was real. Jack said. As he stood looking at Father Christmas.

SANTA' IT'S ME JACK SLICES. Jack shouted. Hello, Jack. Have, you been good this year. Father Christmas asked. Yes, Santa. Jack replied. I've heard that you want loads of chocolate for Christmas. Father Christmas said.

Farther Christmas gave Jack a president. And wished him Merry Christmas. Jack come back to us. Saying that he and Santa are now the best of friends.

We walked down a street. That had old colourful houses on each side. And festive music playing. We heard a woman's whisper say. Don't forget that you have to find the Hallaug creature when you return to Rich Lambs in January.

We heard the park's announcer telling everyone that the park is closing. Please make their way out. We made the way that the little playground at the bottom of Sea Drive Line.

Nicola Said she's going home to cook tea for her dad and her. She came to kiss me. She said will see us on Christmas Day. And went home. Jack and Megan said that they were going home. That they said goodbye and went home.

I then made the way home. Arriving at my house. To see Beni-lee asleep on Granny Peggy's knee. I went to see Danyel's date went. How, was your date. I asked. It went well. She replied. How was, your day. She asked. It was good thanks.

I went to my bedroom to see a print of Zooiem head in my window.

 

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