JOEY PARKER AND THE DARK PRESENT

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CHRISTMAS EVE

 

GOOD MORNING WORLD IT'S JUST AFTER 8 ON THE 24TH OF DECEMBER. The radio DJ announced. Waking me up. Morning Beni-lee. I said. Which she jumped off my bed and took herself to Danyel's room. I heard Danyel saying good morning Beni-lee. I can see you haven't changed.

I then got myself out of bed and made myself downstairs to see Beni-lee watching Grandpa George eating his ready break. Good morning Grandpa, I said. To him replying with good morning Joey.

I then heard Granny Peggy in the kitchen making breakfast. I popped my head in to say good morning. Nearly giving her a heart attack.

Morning Joey. She replied. As she tried to catch her breath. I then made myself in the living room to see the Christmas tree had been put up. And had baubles with pictures of me on one and Danyel on another and another had Beni-lee's face on. Which made me laugh.

After finishing my breakfast. I got myself dressed. And asked if Granny Peggy and Grandpa George if could take care of Beni-lee for a couple of hours while I meet Jack and Megan. Which made Grammy Peggy reply saying of course.

I made myself to the playground at the end of Sea Drive Line. To see Jack and Megan was there arguing over Jack wanted to go to the café to get more breakfast. What Megan remained him that he's just eating 7 sausages with 4 rounds of toast. Rolling her eyes.

With arriving at the old English cafe. Which is located in a small village called Horse Tale. It takes about a 3-minute walk from my house.

We went to find an empty table. Jack filled with 6 plates of mince pies. Making Megan shake her head. It's Christmas tomorrow. What do you want, asked Jack. Megan tried not to look at the sausage rolling around in Jack's mouth.

After we finished eating. We went to have a look at the Christmas decorations which were by Park Village. Where Megan lives. Jack went to say that it was a bit of the dump. Making Megan reply with. A least we don't have to borrow the electricity money from the neighbours. Making Jack go red. Telling her to shut up.

Noticing the time was coming up to 8 o'clock. I said that I should be heading home. To Jack and Megan agreeing. With telling Jack and Megan that I will see them tomorrow. I then made myself home. To find out that Granny Peggy had given Beni-lee about 20 sausages.

I had to take her for a walk. To have a poo. With arriving back from taking Beni-lee. I saw the time was coming up to 9 o'clock. I went to get my Christmas pyjamas on and got in bed. Falling fast asleep with Beni-lee.

CHRISTMAS DAY

The morning arrived. And I got woke up to the sound of bells. I then looked at Beni-lee to see that she had bells hanging from her collar.

Giving her a little stroke. I got myself up and made myself downstairs. To see about 10 presents placed under the Christmas tree. Big ones. Little ones. One that looked like a dog's chew bones. Which Beni-lee opened herself.

I started to look through my presents. To Joey Merry Christmas from Uncle Ben and Auntie Diane. I then saw a black box. It had a gold ribbon wrapped around it.

I then noticed a tag attached to the top. I then slowly opened it to just read. To Joey Parker seasons greetings. I then slowly took the ribbon from it. And slowly took the lid off.

I then peeked in. To see what I could describe as a dark black ball. What looked like a crystal ball. Our magic boy has his first crystal ball, said Danyel.

With studding the crystal ball for about 15-minutes. I then went to get dressed. And with hearing a knock on the fault door. Which Danyel answered. MAGIC BOY, YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS ARE HERE!!! she shouted.

Merry Christmas Joey, said, Jack and Megan. As I invited them in. We headed into the kitchen. Granny Peggy was repairing Christmas dinner. What made Jack's eyes light up.

That smells lovely, Jack said. As he pulled out the chair from the kitchen table and sitting down. Which made Megan say JACK HOW RUDE.

Jack filled his plate like he was feeding about ten people. Grandpa George said you have got a big appetite. That Jack told him that he's got the record for eating 15 eggs in 30 seconds. Making Megan roll her eyes.

With the time coming to 6 pm. Jack and Megan went to say that they were going to go home. And they will see me when we go to get the school train. They then left with saying goodbye.

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MAGIC STORES

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Good morning Britain. It's just gone 8 o'clock on Monday the 8th of January. It's going to be a chilly day. So make sure you wrap up if you are heading out. The woman on the radio announces on the radio. Waking me up.

Good morning, Beni-lee. I said. As she had a stretch. And with jumping off my bed and heading to see Danyel. Good morning Beni-lee. I heard Danyel say.

With getting myself out of bed. I then went past Danyel's room. To see Beni-lee licking inside of Danyel's mouth. Making her laugh.

With heating downstairs. To see Grandpa George had put my breakfast out in the shape of the smiley face. Two fried eggs as eyes. And a sausage as a nose. And a piece of bacon as the mouth. Which made me laugh.

After eating my breakfast. I saved a sausage for Beni-lee. Because she was looking at them crying. I then went to get ready. And with saying goodbye to Granny Peggy and Grandpa George and Danyel. I then made myself to Fox Tale Street. To purchase some new school items.

I then flagged a taxi. And asked the driver to take me to Moth Street. Which is around the corner from Fox Tale Street. Where the magic stores are located.

I then made myself out of the taxi. And headed to Fox Tale Street with Beni-lee. We went past Magical Snacks Store. To hear. Oh my god, they got my favourites. Melt in your mouth chocolate crips. I heard Megan say, Joey!!! and run up to me and hug me.

All right, Joey, Jack said as he was finishing eating his twentieth chocolate egg. Which made Megan look at him like she wanted to smack him around his head.

With checking when the train was due to leave the station. Seeing the train was there waiting to leave. We went to find an empty carriage. With finding a carriage. We went in and sat down. Closing the carriage door behind us.

Seeing Beni-lee had made herself comfy on a seat. The train driver came over the p a system saying. Welcome. I am your driver today. And our destination is Ritch Lambs. The trolley with all the snacks on will be around shortly. Making Jack's eyes light up.

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THE JOURNEY TO RITCH LAMBS

 

With hearing the train horn. The train started to pull out of Dina Alley station. With seeing the first-year student's families waving them off. We settled ourselves down. To hear the wheels from the snacks trolley coming. Which made Jack's eyes light up.

GET ALL YOUR SNACKS HERE! the trolley woman called out. As she went past the carriages. Jack and I jumped up to have a look at what was on the trolly.

Seeing it had mind-blowing popping candy. Which pops in your mouth while you are eating it. Jack got ten. And Megan got dirty chocolate beans. Which chocolate sauce poured out when you bite them.

After we had eaten some of the snacks. We saw students running past our carriage. Making Beni-lee bark. With getting up to check what was happening. I saw a first-year student lying on the floor knocked on consciousness. Which made the train' medic come and take a second-year student away.

After the student got took. The train driver came over the p. a system to say. That the unconscious student has been taken to the train's medical section. And she is recovering as we speak.

I hope she's okay, said, Megan. As the train was coming to the station. Welcome to Ritch Lambs school. Your home for the next year. I hope you have a good and safe year ahead. And I hope you travel with us again. Jack said, in six months we will.

With seeing the train doors dissolve. I then got hold of Beni-lee and we made ourselves to Ritch Lambs. Hello guys, Gendoff said by telling us to follow him.

As we followed him. We come to the two stone lions. That stands on each side of the school's entrance. And they browed as we walked closer.

With entering into Ritch Lambs. We saw the big doors leading to the canteen. Which slowly opened to reveal the four long tables and the teacher's tables at the front. I then told Jack and Megan that I am going to take Beni-lee to our room. Before the welcome speech starts.

With arriving back. I passed the table where Fred Pichard was sitting. With hearing him mutter, back again I see. I wonder if you might die this year. Megan told him that he's a sad little brat. That made him smirk. As he went to sit down back down at his household table.

THE WELCOME SPEECH

As we sat there. Megan came to say, Nicola Roberts keeps looking over at you Joey smiling. Nicola has quarter cast skin with long black hair. She's probably looking at someone else, I said. Making Megan roll her eyes.

The next moment a big bang took place. Making the first-year students jump. Seeing MR Jayman. The headteacher of Ritch Lambs school standing there looking out at the students. He then began to say welcome to another new year at Ritch Lambs. This is going to be your home for the next year. You will eat, sleep, and face your hardest challenges beyond your imaginations.

He then went to say that the Yamie. The quiet forest is forbidden to all first-year students. Any first years that get caught will be expelled.

MR Jayman went to say that George and Kelly Spell Radio Dj's will be joining Professor Musicala in magic music teaching. And I now like to introduce Miss Burncoo. The teacher of the ministry of magical cooking. Miss Burncoo was a rounded woman. With short messy grey hair. Dressed in a buttoned-up light blue dress.

MR Jayman went to say if anyone needs help. All that had to do is ask. And help will always be giving at Ritch Lambs. He then said that pets are allowed to Rome the school. Along with the wizard or witch whose pet it is. Knows its whereabouts.

He then told us it was time for bed. And we had a big day tomorrow. So get some sleep. MR Jayman then stood back and he disappeared into a blue flame. Making the first-year students jump.

We then made ourselves to our household. Nicola Roberts walked past looking at me smiling. Making Megan look at Jack smiling.

With arriving at our room. I saw that Beni-lee had found a way into the self-filling fridge. And eat about ten packets of jelly sweets. I then took her for a walk. After I arrived back. Megan went to say that she going to bed. We have a big day tomorrow. And we need to get the most sleep that we can. She then got on her feet. And went to Beni-lee and gave her a stroke. And with saying goodnight to us. She then made herself to bed. Which I and Jack got our pyjamas on. And got in our beds. Beni-lee couldn't beside if she wanted to get on mine or Jack's bed. She went to lay with Jack. And fall fast asleep.

 

MINISTRY OF MAGICAL COOKING

 

As the sun rises. We where awaking by a knock on our door. Which I answered. To Megan bouncing in. And saying. Are you up. Which made Beni-lee jump in her arms licking her face.

Oh my god, Jack said. As he covered himself with the duvet. Its ministry of magical cooking our first lesson, Megan said. As she tried not to look at Jack's bare chest.

She left telling us to get dress. And she will see us in the canteen for breakfast. Making Jack's eyes light up. We got ourselves up. And with giving Beni-lee some breakfast. We went to get dressed. And headed to the canteen.

When we arrived at the canteen. We saw that it was overrun with students. Making Jack say oh my god I'm going to starve. There's no chance of you staving, Megan said.

By making ourselves to our ministry of magical cooking' lesson. We saw a giant cooker. Cooking a stew. Which smelled amazing. Making Jack say, mm that smells lovely.

And then a sort of a rounded woman appeared. Hello, my name is Miss Burncoo. And I am going to teach you how to cook some amazing food using magic.

Starting with how to make magic profiteroles which expended on the plate. A plate with six profiteroles appeared in front of us. Making Jack's eyes light up.

Miss Burncoo told us to pull out our wands. She told us to flick our wond around in a circle to the right and up and down. With saying, la-explode. Watch what happens. I then pointed my wond and ponied it at the profiteroles. And flicked it around in a circle to the right and up and down saying, la-explode. To see my profiteroles explode on the plate.

Miss Burncoo announce that it is the end of the lesson. And could we please practice how to make a chocolate gateau that melts your crushes hart.

We then went to the Socialshack. To see Nicola Roberts there. Megan told me to go and ask if she wanted to take Beni-lee for a walk with me. I hesitated to go. But Megan talked me round.

With making my way over to Nicola. I asked her if she fancies taking Beni-lee for a walk with me. she replied she'd be happy too.

 

THE DATE

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With arriving at our room. I started to get ready. With getting changed twenty times. I then choose the first clothes I tried. Which lad to Megan laughing telling me I'm worse than a girl.

I finally settled with a white shirt and a pair of black jeans. I went to see Jack and Megan. Jack came out with oh my god look at you. Making me think there was something wrong. Megan ensured me that there wasn't.

I called for Beni-lee so I could put her lead on her. And then we made ourselves to meet Nicola. With arriving fifteen minutes early. Beni-lee had over fifty wees whiles we were waiting.

Nicola showed wearing a black dress. Which flared out. Hello, you look nice. I said. To her telling me that I looked smart. Nicola spotted Beni-lee. Nicola bent down to give her a stroke. Making Beni-lee roll over so she could tickle her belly.

What do you want to do, I asked Nicola. To us seeing a table and two chairs. With a lit candle. With two mocktails. And two plates of non-magic spaghetti bolognese. Which Beni-lee sated and watched us eat. We moved on to pudding. That was a fugue cake and custard.

With us finishing eating. I asked Nicola if she wanted to go for a walk before we go back. To her saying yes. We then came to a cliff. Which looks out to the sea.

Nicola told me that her mum used to take her to the seaside every week. And buy her and her little brother ice cream. Before she died in a train derailment when she was seven. Which her dad took over to take care of her and her brother.

She asked about my family. I began to tell her that both of my parents where killed in a plane crash. So I and my sister had to go to live with our grandparents. Which she put her arm around me. Making Beni-lee come between us to split us up.

Seeing the time was coming to 8 o'clock. I said that we should be getting back. To her agreeing. I walked her to her household. I asked Nicola if she wanted to go out again. Which she said she would like too. I then said goodbye and gave her a little kiss on her cheek. Making Beni-lee moan. I took Beni-lee to our household. To see Jack and Megan there with big smiles.

How did it go, Megan asked. To me telling her that it was nice. Which lad to Jack asking did we kiss, which made me go red, Megan said she's going to bed. Which I and Jack went to get our pyjamas on. And with giving Beni-lee a drink of water. I got in bed and fall fast asleep.

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THE CRYSTAL BALL

 

Getting woke up by Beni-lee crying for breakfast. Good morning, Beni-lee. I said. As she went and jumped on Jack. Walking him up. Good morning Beni-lee, Jack said. As he removed the sleep from his eyes.

With getting ourselves up and dressed. I gave Beni-lee her breakfast. And went to the canteen to get breakfast. With arriving at the canteen to see Megan eating. Which made Jack say. She's down here again before us.

With getting our breakfast. Jack filled three plates. One plate with magic fried eggs. Which the yoke changes colour every 5 seconds. And another with magic sausages. Which roll around the plate.

With finishing our breakfast. Megan said we don't have lessons today. Making Jack say. We can stay here and eat all-day, making Megan say, definitely not. We are going to try to find some information about the crystal ball. Making Jack mutter. Oh my god. She's getting bossier as she gets older.

We went to collect the crystal ball. And took ourselves to the library. To see the Librarian Madelyn. I asked is there any books on fortune-telling and mystery magic. She guided us to the fortune-telling and dark magic section. Madelyn left us with saying, keep our eyes and ears open. Making Jack say, oh my god. Do you remember what happened last time when we were in here, we got cursed by that Zooiem with the roetter curse. It made me eat more with worry.

With Megan finding a book. That had a black fur cover. That had on the fount in gold letters. FORTUNE TELLING AND DARK MAGIC BY SPECTRUM SKINNER.

By taking it from the self. To place it on the table next to the crystal ball. I slowly began to open it. To hear a woman's whisper. Saying. The roetter curse lives in these walls. And the one who released it will have to find a way to stop it. Before it costs people's lives.

We then put the book back. And went to our room. Megan asked us when was the last time we cleaned our room. Jack answered saying. That's not our job.

The next moment a knock came on our door. What Megan answered. To see Nicola stood there. Is Joey there, she asked. What lad to Megan inviting her in.

Jack tried to hide the crystal ball. What Beni-lee thought it was something to play with. Nicola asked if I was doing anything after tea. With noticing Megan shackling her head. Telling me to say I am wasn't. I said that I could meet her that evening between 6 o'clock and 6.30.

Nicola left with kissing me. Making Jack and Megan look at each other and smile. She said goodbye to Jack and Megan. And gave Beni-lee a stroke.

It sounds like she likes you, Jack said. Of course, she does, you can tell by the way she looks and speaks to you. Megan said.

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THE SECOND DATE

 

Seeing the time coming to 6 o'clock. I started to get myself ready. Which took me quicker than yesterday. With finishing getting ready. I asked Jack and Megan if they could take care of Beni-lee. Which lad to them saying yes. I went to meet Nicola.

Hello, Joey. Nicola said. As she stood there wearing a light blue dress. You look lovely, I said. To her saying thanks. You look nice too.

With going to sit in a nice quiet space by a tree. We then started to talk about our families. Nicola told me that her brother is annoying. Which made me laugh.

Sitting there on a blanket what had our ham sandwiches and mini sausage rolls on. Nicola began to get closer. Making me nervous.

Before she could do anything else. We heard a ghostly whisper saying. The first prison is about to face their death. Making Nicola say we got to go back to our households. With me agreeing.

As we walked through the corridors. We come across a puddle of water. Making Nicola ask, how did it get there, to me replying with I don't know.

With hearting Gendoff the groundskeeper coming around the corner. We went to hide in a broom cupboard. Which seemed to lead to a secret room. That had drawings of Zooiem. The dark wizard.

I warned Nicola that we got to get back to our household quickly. With her agreeing. Arriving at State Household. Jack and Megan asked if everything was okay.

I began to tell them what happened. And the secret room we had found. Making Jack's eyes light up. We then said that we will go to explore the secret room tomorrow evening after tea.

Seeing the time coming to 9 o'clock. Megan and Nicola said that they should be going to their rooms to go to bed. To I and Jack agrees.

Nicola come and kissed me. Making Beni-lee look and moan. Making Nicola say aww I think she's jealous. Nicola went to Beni-lee. And gave her a stroke. Beni-lee turned her head away. Megan attempted to give her a stroke. To see that Beni-lee letting her. Like she was trying to make Nicola jealous.

After the girls had left. Jack said that he and Megan have taking Beni-lee for a walk. And she'd had twenty weeds. I then went to get changed into my pyjamas. And gave Beni-lee a drink of water. And got in bed. To feel Beni-lee lying at the bottom of the bed. Goodnight Jack, I said. To Him replying with. Goodnight you two.

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MAGIC MUSIC

 

The next morning came. Good morning Beni-lee. I heard Jack say. Waking me up. Good morning Joey, Morning Jack. I replied with having a stretch. I got myself out of bed and gave Beni-lee her breakfast. That she gobbled in seconds. I went to get dressed.

After getting dressed. I and Jack went to get breakfast. With seeing that the canteen was full of students. And there was a line of students as big of a football pitch. Megan suggested going the took shop. Which Jack said. he's going to see if he could eat filthy jelly eyeballs.

With arriving to see the took shop keeper. Jack said that he couldn't remember the took shop keeper's name. Cursing Megan to go red and mumble. MR Sort Willie.

MR Sort Willie, Jack said giving a little laugh. Good morning, and what can get you today, he asked. Jack asked for fifty jelly eyeballs. What blinked.

We then made the way to magic music. Arriving in the classroom to see the giant mirrored ball haggling from nothing. And the two giant speakers at the front.

We then took a bongo drum seat. That Jack wondered if he could play his favourite song on it. To get a shock. When the drum gave a big bang. Making him jump. And say oh my god.

What's happening here, Professor Musicala asked. As he peered over the classroom. Today we are going to learn how to stop an evil presence with audio.

He asked if a student would like to volunteer to go to join him at the front. That had a giant music box. Which I put my hand up. To hear Professor Musicala say, MR Parker and Miss Roberts. Making Jack and Megan look at each other and smile.

Professor Musicala asked us to take out our wands. And then he asked us to point them at the music box. And when he counts down from three the music box will open up. And you have to say recordtwist.

The lid on the music box opened to a baby monkey pop it out showing its teeth. Nicola pointed her wand at the monkey and said recordtwist. To see a black and white spiral. That started to spin slow and then got faster.

We heard a mans whisper come from the two giant speakers saying. The second part of the roetter curse is about to commence. Making the lesson to be cancelled.

We then made ourselves to State Household. To see THE STUDENT HAS BEEN CHOOSING. Wrote in bold red letters. Making the students panic.

With Gerrell Walsh. A thin pale student with glasses going to get a teacher. And getting MR Longfeet the mind control teacher. MR Longfeet asked Tom and George the prefects to alert MR Jayman about the writing. Telling the students to go to get lunch and take it back to our room.

After we got our lunch. Jack got five plates full of food. We went to our room. With putting Spell Radio on to hear George and Kelly say that the roetter curse is searching for its next victim. And nobody is safe. Making us worried.

 

THE DARK WIZARD APPEARANCE

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George introduced his co-presenter, Kelly. George went to say that MR Jayman has asked him to fill you in. That a student comes in contact with Zooiem. They must tell a Ritch lambs' teacher straight away.

Kelly took over to introduce the first track. That was rock your wands. By the Time Wizards. Jack went to say he thinks that the song was rubbish. And it should be banned. That is a bit harsh. Said, Megan. Giving a little chuckle.

As we sat there. The lights began to flicker. Oh my god where going to die for sure,  Said Jack. Megan told him he's just being silly. And there was not a chance MR Jayman would let any harm come to a student.

An explosion came outside our room. I then went to look outside our room. To see Zooiem stood in front of the fire in the State House dormitory.

With turning round to see Gendoff putting his finger to his lips. He then pointed his wand at Zooiem. And called out Loossilence.To perform the death spell. Cursing Zooiem to spiral. Which created a vortex causing him to disappear.

Seeing the dormitory had been destroyed. By the vortex. That made the wall of collapse. We climbed over the rubble to get to Beni-lee. With making ourselves over the rubble to see Beni-lee wagering her tail.

Beni-lee! Jack called. Making her go round in crudes. That lad to the dormitory door flying off its hinges. To show MR Jayman stood there with Miss Ritchbum.

MR Jaman told us to go to his office and wait for him. He then said, Tom and George. The prefects will take care of Beni-lee while we.re gone.

Arriving outside MR Jaman's office. To see a tiger made from stone stood next to the entrance. We made ourselves into MR Jaman's office.

 

THE HEADTEACHER

 

Seeing pictures of MR Jayman with witches and wizards hanging on the walls. Followed by a beautiful blue Eclectus parrot. Standing on a perch.

We went up to it to give it a stoke. To it telling us that there's a crystal ball that Zooiem used to keep his eye on what students were doing. And it was believed to be hiding in the school. That made us look at each other with shock.

Hello, MR Jayman said. Making Jack jump. Hi, I replied. MR Jaman offered us a cup of tea. That Jack went and asked for something to eat.

Yes. What do you want, MR Jayman asked. I wouldn't mind profiteroles, Jack replied. Anything for you two, he asked looking at me and Megan. No, we're okay thanks.

He asked us was there anything we wanted to tell him. That lad to us replying with no sir. Very well, run along. He said. Saying that our dormitory had been put back together.

With leaving MR Jaman's office. We went to State dormitory. To see it had been put back to normal. I went to check Beni-lee was in our room.

Arriving into our room to see Beni-lee asleep on my pillow. Megan said the school's Easter holidays start tomorrow and going to have to meet to work out what to do about the crystal ball.

Seeing the time coming to quarter to nine. I took Beni-lee for a walk. She had twenty wees. With returning to our room. Megan asked if I'm going to see Nicola over the holidays. I don't know, I replied.

Megan got up and said she is going to bed. She went over to Beni-lee and gave her a stroke. And then she came over to me and Jack and gave a kiss. And then she left. 

We got our pyjamas on and gave Beni-lee a drink of water and got in bed. Goodnight Jack, I said. Goodnight Joey, Jack replied. Letting off wind making Beni-lee turning her head side to side.

The morning arrived. Are you two awake. Called Megan with knocking on our door. YES, THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS NOW. Answered Jack. While he answered the door.

It's 10 O'clock and the train leaves at 11 so get yourselves up. said, Megan. Bouncing back out our room. With getting ourselves dressed. And went to catch the train.

 

THE START OF THE EASTER HOLIDAYS

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Arriving at Dina Alley. We went to flag a taxi. And with telling the driver where to take us. We then sat back. Megan asked us do we wanted to meet tomorrow and go to the Teaser theme park. To Jack and I said yes.

With seeing the taxi was outside my house. I picked up Beni-lee. And said goodbye to Jack and Megan. And got out of the taxi. And made ourselves to my front door.

OUR MAGIC BOY AS RETURNED, I heard. Making Beni-lee jump from my arms. BENI-LEEEE, Danyel called. Making Beni-lee jump to her from my arms.

I want in to see Granny Peggy and Grandpa George. Welcome home Joey, Grandpa said. Welcome home my boy, said Granny. Kissing me.

I said that I was going to unpack. Granny Peggy asked me if I had some breakfast. To I replying saying no. I went to unpack my clothes.

Whiles, I was unpacking. I heard a knock on the bedroom door. Come in, I said. To see Danyel come in. How was your third term, she asked.

I replied with. It was great. Did you meet any more magic people, She asked. I have met one, Nicola is her name. Are you dating, Danyel asked. To me saying, yes.

Danyel said that she couldn't wait to meet her sister in law. They're going to be the best of friends. Have you yet, she asked. To me telling her to shut up.

Hearing Grammy Peggy calling to go and get breakfast. We went down to the kitchen. To see a full English breakfast set out on the kitchen table.

Finishing our breakfast. I asked Danyel if she could take care of Beni-lee while I popped out. Yes, she replied. Giving me a little grin.

I made myself to the playground at the bottom of Sea-Drive-Line. To see Nicola sitting on a swing waiting. Hello Joey. She said with giving me a kiss.

I asked her what she wanted to do. To her replying saying let's go to see the old ships in the shipping yard. Arriving at the shipping yard. To see a big anchor.

We then come to a giant rusty ship. Nicola said she wanted to have a look inside. We found an opening and went in. We saw an old check-in desk. And a food trolley.

We then saw a row of chairs. Nicola asked if I wanted to sit down for 5 minutes. To me replying with, yes. 10 minutes later. Nicola said that we should be getting ourselves home.

With putting our clothes bank on. I took Nicola to her home. I gave her a kiss. And asked her if she wanted to come to the Teaser theme park tomorrow. To Nicola replying with, she is going to see her Gran tomorrow.

With saying goodbye. I made myself home to Beni-lee jumping in my arms. Hello, girl. I said as she licked in my mouth. Our magic boy's home. Danyel said. Asking if we had. Which I told her to shut up and went to my bedroom smiling.

 

THE TEASER THEME PARK

 

Good morning Britain. It's 8.30 on Thursday the 27th of March. It's going to be a sunny day. Hitting temperatures of 30 degrees. So get yourself up. And put on your bathing suits and get in your garden. The man on the radio announced waking me up.

Good morning, Beni-lee. I said. Giving her a stroke. I got up and went downstairs to see Danyel had shaped my eggs and sausages as a hart. Which I quickly rearranged hoping Granny Peggy hasn't seen.

Morning, how's our magic boy today, Danyel asked. As she strolled in from the kitchen. Good, I replied. I'm going to the Teaser theme park today with Jack and Megan. And I need someone to take care of Beni-lee. Danyel replied with. Yes, a curse I will take care of her.

I want to get ready. And went to meet Jack and Megan. Hello, Joey. Megan said. Did you and Nicola. JACK. Megan said to shut him up.

Arriving at the Teaser theme park. Jack saw a store that sells hotdogs. That he had to buy five. With mustard and chilli and onions. Making Megan roll her eyes.

We then came to a ride called. The scream train. That went fast in loops upside down. Jack was adamant he wanted to go on it. We cued for over 30 minutes. And when we finally got on. Jack said he wasn't sure he wanted to go on that them. It's too late, said Megan. As it began to move.

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. Jack shouted before the carriage left. We come to the first loop. To hear a robot's voice say, DON'T LOOK DOWN. That the carriage dropped 10 foot into the ground and coming back out again upside down.

Oh my god, that was brilliant, Jack said. As the carriage returned to the end. We got off. And saw a ride that was called. The old man's cabin. Shell we go in there, asked Megan. To us replying saying yes.

We walked to the door that lad in a low lit room. That had a log fire. Two armchairs. And a little coffee table. We slowly tiptoed around. Trying not to make a sound.

I heard a high pitched scream. That we found it came from Jack. Are okay, Megan asked. Jack answered by saying yes. I need new pants. He said In a shaky voice.

Seeing the time coming to 5 pm. I said that we should be getting home. To Jack and Megan agreeing. Arriving back to the little playground at the bottom of my street.

Megan went to say that it was Easter the next day. So she won't be able to meet with us. That made Jack's eyes light up. Saying he hopes he gets over 30 eggs this year.

I then told Jack and Megan that I will see them after Easter. To them replying with. Yes, see you soon Joey. I made myself home. To see Beni-lee had chocolate around her mouth.

I got Beni-lee some doggy chocolate, Grammy Peggy said. Has she'd continued to feed her. I then went to watch videos of people performing magic in my bedroom.

 

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GOOD MORNING BRITAIN. IT'S 8 O'CLOCK ON THE 28TH OF MARCH. IT'S GOING TO BE A STORMY DAY WITH TEMPERATURES OF 12°. So IF YOUR HEADING OUT. MAKE SHURE YOU WRAP UP. The man on the radio announced.

Good morning Beni-lee, I said. Giving her a stroke. I got out of bed. And went downstairs to see Beni-lee sitting begging for Grammy Peggy's cheese toastie.

Good morning Joey, she said. As she continued eating. Good morning, I replied. Heading to the kitchen to get my breakfast. With getting coco pops. I went and set down to eat them.

GOOD MORNING MAGIC BOY, I heard. Cursing me to jump nearly knocking my coco pops on the floor. That would have made Beni-lee's dreams come true. Good morning Danyel, I replied.

Finishing my breakfast. I went to get myself dressed. Whiles, I was getting dressed. I heard a knock on the door. MAGIC BOY, THERE'S SOMEONE CALLING FOR YOU, Danyel shouted upstairs.

I then quickly made myself downstairs to see Nicola getting interrogated by Danyel. So how old are you, What do you like watching on tv, Danyel asked Nicola. As she had Nicola cornered.

What are you doing, I asked Danyel. To her saying that she's just getting to know her sister in law, calm down. I then took Nicola to meet Granny Peggy and Grandpa George.

This is Nicola, and this is my Granny Peggy and Grandpa George. Please to meet you, Granny Peggy said. Offering her a piece of flapjack she's made.

Noticing it was starting to snow. I asked Granny If Nicola could stay until the snow stops. Yes, of she can longs she doesn't mind having smiley-faced chips with a fried egg for tea. That Nicola replied saying, that sounds nice.

Finishing the fried egg and smiley-faced chips. We noticed the snow was falling heavy. I asked Nicola if wanted to make a snowman. Yes, she replied. As she ran out and made a snowball and threw it at me.

Seeing Beni-lee standing at the door looking at us. I called her to come and join us. That she turned around and went to sit with Grandpa George in the living room.

Seeing the time coming to 7 o'clock. Nicola said she must be getting back. Her dad will be wondering where she is. She came up and kiss me. That I notice Danyel's bedroom curtains twitching.

Nicola went to say goodbye to Granny Peggy and Grandpa George. That Danyel said next time she's here she will show her baby photos of me.

Nicola laughed as I was trying to get her out. Before Danyel had the chance to say anything else. I'm sorry about her, I said. That Nicola laughed and told me it's okay.

I then walked her home. And gave a kiss. That I saw her farther peeking out of the window. I then made myself home to hear Danyel singing Mr lover boy. I told her to shut up and went to my bedroom.

KYLE CLOETE...